Doppler Radar: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: January 26th, 2009 By: Yogurt Donor | Under: Technology, dismissed | Tags: , ,

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Dear Doppler Radar,

I fucking hate you. The quirky local weatherman (or local slutty weather gal with huge juggernauts), gives you a special long winded name like, Mega Doppler 7000 Storm Tracker 2000 and claims you can track the weather down to a specific street corner. Yet when I watch your images, and see pixelated shades of green making their way across the Pacific towards my beloved Los Angeles, and I hear the weatherman translate your data into words, claiming a “major storm” is on the way, you always just end up betraying me. You are never right Doppler. Ever. Read the rest of this entry »

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Double Albums: You Have Been Dismissed.

Posted: December 1st, 2008 By: Yogurt Donor | Under: Music, Style, dismissed, people | Tags: , , , , , , ,

First of all, how many bands make ONE album worth of great material? An album where every song belongs? It does happen, but it is obviously extremely rare. So I find it very dickey when bands, in the name of being artists, decide that instead of giving their fans 3 good songs out of 15, why not give them 6 good songs out of 30? Read the rest of this entry »

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