Welcome to the master list of dismissals. Be sure to star rate the posts you like and dislike.
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- 2008: You Have Been Dismissed. [Get To Know The Writers] A MUST READ! - meat hat
- 2012: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
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- Able-Bodied People; You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Adult toys make my dick limp/are Dimissed. - Dinkydoo
- All Music: You have been dismissed. - R. Thumpchest
- Alot; You Have Been Dismissed - The Decider
- Amazing: The Casual use of the word: You have been dismissed. - Dinkydoo
- American Fashions; You Have Been Dismissed - Mr. Chicken Purse
- Ashton Kutcher: Boo fucking Hoo, You are dismissed. - meat hat
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- Babies having Babies: You Are Dismissed. - meat hat
- Bacon in Everything: You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Bad British Teeth: You Have Been Dismissed. - Felt Poop
- BEEF JERKY!:Rot In Hell. If only you could....Dismissed. - Dinkydoo
- BFFs: You Have Been Dismissed - Mr. Chicken Purse
- Billy Mays: You are dismissed. - JerkStore
- Blair Underwood: You Have Been Dismissed - morpheus
- BMWs: You Have Been Dismissed - The Understated
- Bob; You and Your Big Boy Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Breakfast Song: You have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Brendan Fraser: You Have Been Dismissed. - Jesus Is My Middle Name
- Bristol Palin not sitting on my face: Dismissed. - Dinkydoo
- Britney Spears: You Have Been Dismissed - 90069me
- Brokencyde: Dismissed or Not Dismissed? - meat hat
C
- Car Alarms: You Have Been Dismissed. - Neal
- Cat Ass - You Are Dismissed - Oedipus Red
- Charles Darwin: The Citizens of America (not me) have dismissed you. - meat hat
- Chest Mustache: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Chin Stain. You are dismissed. - The Decider
- Chris Dane Owens: Question, Dismissed or not Dismissed? - meat hat
- Christian Entertainers; you have been dismissed - Womb Raider
- Christmas Music: You have been dismissed. - dances with boners
- City Fixed-Gear Riders: You Have Been Dismissed - sweet tits
- Coldplay: You Have Been Dismissed. - MakeYourBananaCry
- College: You have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Comeomletmeshowyouhowtodothatconga, Icannotwaitaroundforya'anylongah. FUCK OFF with that old bullshit! - Dinkydoo
- Congresswomen Virginia Foxx: You are Dismissed. - meat hat
- Creative Grooming: You Have Been Dismissed - Third Turd
- Crocs: You have seriously been dismissed. - dances with boners
- CRYING DURING SEX: You Have Been DISMISSED - Sex Wax
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- Daytona Beach: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Denny's: You have Been Dismissed - Dinkydoo
- Digital Billboards; You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- DISNEY MOVIES: You Have Been Dismissed. - Jesus Is My Middle Name
- Dita Von Teese: Over it! You Have Been Dismissed! - Dinkydoo
- Don Wildman: Stay Underground, You have been dismissed. - Release the Hounds
- Donuts: People who bring them to work You have been dismissed. - meat hat
- Doppler Radar: You Have Been Dismissed. - Yogurt Donor
- Double Albums: You Have Been Dismissed. - Yogurt Donor
- Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable; You Have Been Dismissed - JerkStore
- Dr. James Dobson: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
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- Ellen Page: You Have Been Dismissed - Yogurt Donor
- Every place that is NOT Nitro, West Virginia: You're Dismissed. - Dinkydoo
- Everyone I Have Ever Dated; You Have Been Dismissed - Stop eating tacos
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- Family E-Mail list: You have been Dismissed. - meat hat
- FAR: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Fat America w/ Technology - Tivo and Dominos: You are Dismissed. - meat hat
- Fat People; You Have Been Dismissed - shortBus
- Flat-Billed Hats: You have been dismissed. - cracker man
- Future of Film: Will you have to be dismissed? - meat hat
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- Garnish. You've Been Dismissed. - The Taint
- Giant SUV Owner: You Have Been Dismissed. - Desko Fipps
- Girl Band Names: You Have Been Dismissed. - Oedipus Red
- Gnome Hating: You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Green Day, You've been dismissed. - dances with boners
- Gym Douche: You have been dismissed - Womb Raider
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- Half Socks: You Have Been Dismissed. - JerkStore
- Halloween Sluts; Dismissed! - Wally George
- Headbands; You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Hollywood Undead: You have been dismissed. - meat hat
- Homeless Person With Dog(s). You Are Dismissed. - The Taint
- Hot Chicks Who Won’t Let Me Fuck You: Dismissed. I Can't Dismiss Myself, Now Can I? - Dinkydoo
- Hot Mainstream Vampires: You Are Dismissed - Oedipus Red
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- Inattentive parents: You have been dismissed - JerkStore
- Inevitable Doom; you have been dismissed - Womb Raider
- Insane Clown Posse; You and Your Juggalos Have Been Dismissed - R. Thumpchest
- Intelligent Design; You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- ix web hosting: you have been dismissed - shortBus
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- Jack in the Box: You Have Been Dismissed - morpheus
- Jaywalkers; You Have Been Dismissed. - JerkStore
- Jenkem: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Jim Cramer; dismissed. Jon Stewart; move to the head of the class. - Womb Raider
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- Kanye West: I've packed your bags, you have been dismissed. - meat hat
- KFC Workers Fired For Bathing In Sink: You Have Been Dismissed...Again. - meat hat
- Kinder Egg Advertising - You have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Kottonmouth Kings DISMISSED - Wally George
- KROQ 106.7FM: Your Broadcast is old, You have been dismissed. - meat hat
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- Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. - MakeYourBananaCry
- Lame (mostly) Indie Band Names - You Have Been Dismissed - Oedipus Red
- Le Trung: You have been dismissed. - dances with boners
- Leslie George Kistner III : You have been dismissed. - dances with boners
- Littering: You Have Been Dismissed. - Neal
- Lucky & Superstitions: You Have Been Dismissed! - Dirty Nickels
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- M. Night Shyamalan; You Have Been Dismissed - Womb Raider
- Macaroni Grill: You Have Been Dismissed. - The Taint
- Major League Baseball:You Have Been Dismissed. - Neal
- Man Babies; You Have Been Dismissed - Stop eating tacos
- Marijuana Paraphernalia: You Have Been Dismissed. - JerkStore
- McDonalds of Quartzite, Arizona: You Have Been Dismissed - Stop eating tacos
- Men In Huge Trucks With Peeing Calvin Stickers - Oedipus Red
- Men's Casual Leather Jacket: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Mercury in Retrograde, you have been dismissed. - The Decider
- Middle Management Department Head; You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Morning Wood: You have been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Motorcycle Helmet Mohawks: You have been dismissed. - meat hat
- Myself: You Are Dismissed - Stop eating tacos
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- Neighbors: Fuck off and mind your own buisness, You have been dismissed. - meat hat
- Neverland Ranch; You Have Been Dismissed - MakeYourBananaCry
- New Balance Shoes: Dismissed - Wally George
- New Low Gas Prices: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- NuggNuts: You Have Been Dismissed - Mr. Chicken Purse
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- Old People; You Have Been Dismissed. - JerkStore
- Overuse of punctuation: You Have Been Dismissed - JerkStore
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- Parents who bring their Babies to Coachella Music Festival: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Party Lesbians; You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Perez Hilton: Dismissed. - 90069me
- Peta: You have been dismissed. - meat hat
- Piles Of Dirt? Is this a third-world country??? You Have Been Dismissed. - Dinkydoo
- Poker: You Have Been Dismissed - cracker man
- Poopy Butt: You are Dismissed - JerkStore
- Pope Moblie: You have been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Potluck Dinners: You have been Dismissed. - meat hat
- President George W. Bush: You Have Been Dismissed - The Understated
- Prince: You Have Been Dismissed - MakeYourBananaCry
- Public Use of Bluetooth Devices: You Have Been Dismissed - The Understated
- Purple: You Have Been Dismissed. - morpheus
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- Quiznos "free" subs: You are Dismissed. - cracker man
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- Religious Freaks: You have been Dismissed. - meat hat
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- Saturday Nights: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- SCENE BANDS: You have been dismissed. - Jesus Is My Middle Name
- ShamWow Guy - Already Dismissed. - Oedipus Red
- Shepard Fairey: You Have Been Dismissed. - mojo
- Silverlake: You Have Been Dismissed - 90069me
- Skin Tags: You Have Been Dismissed. - Jesus Is My Middle Name
- Skinny People; You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Sobriety; You Have Been Dismissed. - bacon dumpling
- Social Networking; You Have Been Dismissed. - bacon dumpling
- Southern California Edison: you have been dismissed - JerkStore
- stuffed animals in cars: you have been dismissed - sweet tits
- Stupid People: Get with it, you have been dismissed. - meat hat
- Sublime: You Have Been Dismissed. - Release the Hounds
- Suicide Girls: You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Sweatpants; You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
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- Tennis: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- The Absolutely Common Practice of Eating Other Dudes Farts: You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- "The Dress": You Have Been Dismissed - sweet tits
- The people in line to get into my favorite restaurant, you're dismissed. - mojo
- The Tramp Stamp: You Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Toilet Taggers: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Toupées & Comb Overs: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Treating Children as Equals: You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Trojan Brand Condoms: You Have Been Dismissed. - Yogurt Donor
- Truck Nuts: You are dismissed. - JerkStore
- Tuna in Shared Spaces: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Tween Cartoons; you have been dismissed - Womb Raider
- Twitter; You Have Been Dismissed. - bacon dumpling
- Tyler Perry Dismissed: Diary Of A Dismissive White Blogger - Dinkydoo
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- UFFIE: You have been dismissed, now clean up that spot on the couch. - meat hat
- Upcoming JenAn Movie: You Have Been Dismissed - Oedipus Red
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- Valentine's Day Is Dismissed! How original! - Dinkydoo
- Vapid Dipshits: You Have Been Dismissed - Slut Cake
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- Well Maintained Lawns: You Have Been Dismissed - The Understated
- White Jesus; You Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
- Will Smith, Jaden Smith & Jada Pinket Smith: You All Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Wire Tangles: You Have Been Dismissed. - meat hat
- Women Who Swear They're Off Their Period. Seriously, C'mon. Dismissed. - Yogurt Donor
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- Yo! LC! Talk to the hand, girl! You’re mf-in’ dismissed, and stuff! - Dinkydoo
- You're dismissed. I'm dismissed? I don't know. Somebody save television, please. - Dinkydoo
- Your Feelings; They Have Been Dismissed - bacon dumpling
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- (In honor of Earth Day) Global Warming; you have been dismissed! - Womb Raider
Comments
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. Oh Jesus! Agreed. I am really sick of hearing, and hearing about, this (wo?)man. Thankfully, I don’t listen to the... by Lady- oh shut the f-up already
Bristol Palin not sitting on my face: Dismissed. Idk what was your inspiration, besides your obvious infatuation with her, this is fucking hilarious, You need a vh1 show by dasmokeguy
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. I hate Lady Gaga sooo much. She’s not original, not talented, not a woman, not intelligent infact she should really call herself Lady Blah... by Nikky m
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. Jesus Christ you people seriously need to calm the hell down. I am by no means a die hard Gaga fan but I think this is just pathetic. For a... by Furious
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. Tbh, I hate lady gaga and her songs and I’ve hated her since I first heard about her. I knew she was just another one of those sluts... by Oliver
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. I expressed similar misgivings in this article: http://www.enjoy-your-style.co m/lady-gaga.html by E
Lame (mostly) Indie Band Names – You Have Been Dismissed You know what I hate – when people say “when I say gay or faggy I’m not trying to homophobic”.... by Ric
Lady GaGa: You Have Been Dismissed. She supports a blood sucking, baby killing, selfish society that is; Israel. And she called them monsters, yes, indeed that is what they are and... by amy